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01 - Dementia is a pig in Grantham.

 

1. The land of the bully boys

2. ⁠Savage hate

3. ⁠Back to the chokey 

4. ⁠I told her to piss off. 

5. ⁠Oi paparazzi 

6. ⁠Indiana Jones is my next door neighbour 

7. ⁠Gynaecologists glove

8. ⁠Rosa Parks lit some sparks 

9. ⁠Fool around

10. ⁠A wild goose chase

11. ⁠Read your local paper 

12. ⁠Fuck all to do…

02 - Keep crying…You’ll piss less. 

1. Domestic Violence 

2. ⁠Mary and Joseph 

3. ⁠I’m a battery Hen

4. ⁠Nurses can be torture

5. ⁠Call up the Council

6. ⁠In Boris Johnson’s library 

7. ⁠High Class Hooligan

8. ⁠Steven’s a Star

9. ⁠We sleep in separate rooms 

10. ⁠Death will make you redundant 

11. ⁠Bogeyman Bollocks

12. ⁠Self Harm.

No.3  - Flaps. 

1. It’s Groovy Baby 

2. ⁠The fear of flying

3. ⁠I don’t wanna sniff 

4. ⁠Harry was a shit businessman 

5. ⁠Sow your seeds

6. ⁠Pissing prostate problems 

7. ⁠Arses all on show

8. ⁠My last £6. on a doner kebab

9. ⁠Pink for boys

10. ⁠Sick in my girlfriend’s shoe

11. ⁠Underneath the carpet.

No.4 - Guy Fawkes had a bad ear. 

1. Bastard alibis

2. ⁠They stopped her Universal Credit 

3. ⁠God Save The King

4. ⁠Trapped at a fondue dinner party

5. ⁠Sin, sex and the disabled 

6. ⁠It’s Christmas in Grantham 

7. ⁠I’m Double Digit Dave

8. ⁠These girls are not pretty

9. ⁠One happy  tranny

10. ⁠Guy Fawkes had an idea.

No. 5 - Lady Pig Bomb. 

1. Throw your gig piss at me

2. ⁠Decibels make you deaf

3. ⁠Pycho Santa

4. ⁠Meat, Veg and Anal gravy

5. ⁠Kraftwerk are playing an unplugged tour

6. ⁠Too much weed and a microwave dinner 

7. ⁠Miss Daphne Potter

8. ⁠Bent to pay the rent

9. ⁠A butcher’s knife 

10. ⁠We can’t sit in McDonald’s forever.

No.6 - Call me Vicky. 

1. Mad

2. ⁠Stepdad

3. ⁠Good mam

4. ⁠PERV

5. ⁠Start life afresh 

6. ⁠I forgive

7. ⁠Naaanerrr

8. ⁠Purple Warrior 

9. ⁠Sisterless.

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